BADLY DRAWN MATCH REPORT #51 MANCHESTER UNITED vs CARDIFF CITY

🎶He's a good bloke, loves United, loves football & scoring goals too🎶

🎶He's a good bloke, results make him crazy, hates losing, but slipping up too...AND HE'S FREE! FREE FALLIN'!🎶

🎶and there was John Moss, the man in the middle, gave a peno against poor Dalot, and there were mass sighs of pure frustration with the home crowd thinking 'oh no, here we go'...AND HE'S FREE! FREE FALLIN'!🎶

🎶And there was David who tried to save the spot kick, Went the wrong way as he tends to do, And poor Ole kept on fallin' Crying 'oh boo, oh boo hoo hoo...COS HE'S FREE! FREE FALLIN'!🎶

🎶And there was Woodward safe in his chopper As Ole hurtled further down There was money, money to be made now As Ole's smile turned to a frown...AND HE'S FREE, FREE FALLIN'🎶

🎶And there were truthers, going about truthing Didn't care if the world passed them by They were whinging, whinging about Ole They were whinging as they saw Ole fly! COS HE'S FREE, FREE FALLIN'!🎶

🎶It's a long way back up that mountain It's a long way back to the top But there's a Greenwood ready to help Ole There's a Greenwood who's ready to try...COS HE'S FREE, FREE FALLIN'!🎶