BADLY DRAWN MATCH REPORT #50 HUDDERSFIELD TOWN vs MANCHESTER UNITED

For the past few weeks Ole's team has been running on fumes which in turn has been leaving fans fuming!

Let's leave it to Ole to explain the situation a bit. In this rather familiar dystopia a former scapegoat rose to give United a semblance of hope. United looked good for the first half an hour anyway.

Then the transformation hit! The moment the watch hits "30:00" United's players suddenly turn into a shuffling mass of undead walker ghouls. Harmless to opponents but deadly to any aspirations of a Champions League finish.

The villain for Huddersfield's equalizer was Zombie Luke Shaw who failed to deal with a relatively straightforward punt from Jonas Lossl. Isaac Mbenza gleefully accepted the gift.

United hit the bar twice but in truth turned in another insipid performance. Brain dead? brainless? Brain farts? You name it, United's zombies were it or did it. Given the spate of zombie shows on Netflix perhaps they have room for one more.

So one game left & Europa League qualification sealed. All hail zombie football!