BADLY DRAWN MATCH REPORT #45 MANCHESTER UNITED vs WEST HAM UNITED

Recently, scientists successfully managed to produce the first ever image of a black hole. What wasn't noticed is what it actually sucked in.

Back on planet Earth Marcos Rojo received a rather pleasant surprise. West Ham by extension were also pleasantly surprised. The Manchester United fans however weren't pleasantly surprised.

United played poorly but were awarded a penalty for a foul on Juan Mata. With Paul Pogba stepping up to take the spot kick West Ham's goalie, Lukasz Fabianski knew exactly what to expect...or at least he thought he did.

United's lead always looked fragile & West Ham equalized with David de Gea & lucky draw winner Marcos Rojo the main culprits for letting the visitors back in the game.

Spare a thought for Michail Antonio who very nearly put West Ham in the lead. The black hole sucked any memories of his shot crashing off the cross bar & forcing David de Gea into making a wonder save into oblivion.

Anthony Martial who had been lucky not to be subbed off was put through on goal but seemed to have a lot on his mind. Fortunately, Ryan Fredericks was on hand to help him out.

Lukasz Fabianski was extremely unimpressed as the fancy deck chair he took to Old Trafford proved to be nothing more than a useless ornament.

So United, rather unconvincingly, won 2-1 against West Ham and it appears that the "Pog Shuffle" has now been banished into the nether regions of the space/time continuum. It's only Barcelona next, eh?