BADLY DRAWN MATCH REPORT #41 WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS vs MANCHESTER UNITED
Thariq Amir
Mar 18, 2019
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Manchester United traveled to Wolves in the FA Cup. A tough task at the best of times but the Reds weren't helped by the involvement of a certain celebrity Wolves fan who decided to take matters into his own hands. Mark Hamill would not be denied!
The Jedi Master & Wolverhampton Wanderers fan embarked on an epic quest to do everything he can to minimise the threat of United. Firstly, he sought to..."influence" Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's team selection with a little tete-a-tete.
Not content with that Hamill employed the Jedi art of distraction to full effect thus ensuring that United's players couldn't keep their focus on the game. Also lightsabers are extremely cool!
In some instances though Hamill didn't need to use the Force to inhibit some of United's players.
And before you know it United were deservedly 2-0 down against a rampant Wolves side. Still United's players couldn't get their heads in the game as once again they were inexplicably distracted.
Marcus Rashford pulled one goal back but it was little more than a consolation. United's FA Cup run had come to an end.
And Mark Hamill lived happily ever after...sort of.
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