BADLY DRAWN MATCH REPORT #39 PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN vs MANCHESTER UNITED

As United headed to the Parc des Princes Ole knew he faced a big challenge but he was ready to take on MISSION IMPOSSIBLE* *(more improbable if truth be told)

Every gargantuan task needs a good theme & Limp Bizkit were on hand at Neymar's Partyhouse to provide a stirring rendition of "Take A Look Around" for Ole to march purposefully to.

The climb got off to an eventful start as Romelu Lukaku turned MISSION IMPOSSIBLE to MISSION IMPROBABLE bagging a two-goal haul for the third game straight. Eric Bailly did his best to make things impossible again but was quickly subbed off. He blames Tom Cruise

Halfway up the mountain with the peak in sight Ole carried on ignoring his opponent's attempts to put him off. MISSION IMPROBABLE was quickly becoming MISSION QUITE POSSIBLE

Then in the most dramatic fashion Presnel Kimpembe conceded a penalty in the final minute of the tie. The VAR official caught the foul & the ref gave it after a review. Rashford converted turning MISSION QUITE PROBABLE to MISSION IT'S ON! IT'S REALLY ON! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

Ole & United managed to scale the mountain becoming the first team in the Champions League & European Cup to comeback from a 2-0 home first leg deficit. Mountains are there to be climbed and fairy tale stories are there to be optioned off & made into Hollywood blockbusters.

Meanwhile Neymar took a break from partying to enter a new career, InstaRanting. United are through to the Champions League Quarterfinals.