BADLY DRAWN MATCH REPORT #29 MANCHESTER UNITED vs BRIGHTON

This Badly Drawn Match Report features a special, if unwanted, guest...JOSE MOURINHO!

Jose was in Doha to whitewash/recount (delete as appropriate) his legacy at Old Trafford. Given his history of bust-ups Jose decided to clear the air about his so-called confrontational approach to management.

Jose couldn't reveal all about his his tenure at Old Trafford due to a confidentiality clause much to the chagrin of Duncan Castles. Meanwhile Ole's side looked pretty handy against Brighton.

Marcus Rashford doubled United's lead against Brighton with an unerring finish. You can't learn* that, right Jose? (Ole appears to have improved Rashford's finishing already)

Course United being United they were always the threat of a Phil Jones induced panic attack. Brighton pulled one back to make the last 20 minutes a bit squeaky bum.

But in the end United saw out the game and are now level with Arsenal having won six league games on the trot. There's always a career in punditry, eh Jose?