BADLY DRAWN MATCH REPORT #21 VALENCIA vs MANCHESTER UNITED

For this edition guest analyst, musical composer Hans Zimmer (not really) assigns movie/tv scores to describe the match. What makes Zimmer qualified? He knows how to score.

First Zimmer rates United's full time grump & occasional manager, Jose Mourinho

Zimmer swiftly moves on to describe the team's overall performance at the Mestalla. (The word "performance" doing some heavy lifting)

He then comes to describe one of the United's biggest victims/villains (delete as appropriate) of JM's 3rd season, Paul Labile Pogba.

Before coming to a hero who has been thrown under the bus on more than one occasion since the Portuguese one arrived at OT.

And then there's...Phil Jones

So Hans, how would you sum up the result?