BADLY DRAWN MATCH REPORT #2 - BURNLEY vs MANCHESTER UNITED

After weeks of briefs and counter briefs some United fans decided to send their own message to the esteemed Executive Vice Chairman, Ed Woodward. There was the small matter of a match against the Sean Dyche's Clarets too.

Having his matches taken away from him Jose resorted to philosophy to find the answers to arrest United's "slump".

United unleashed another weapon in their quest to earn three points, a brand new kit. It's quite a nice kit to be fair.

But no one reckoned with the maverick force that was referee John Moss who turned applying the laws of the game into an interpretive art form.

All in all it was a relatively straightforward match for United with Lukaku bagging a much needed brace.

It should have been more were it not for poor finishing, umm...some interesting refereeing decisions, a poor penalty from Pogba, a red card for Marcus Rashford & Ben Mee winning immunity from a nondescript reality show.

Nonetheless it was a welcome 3 points for United. Meanwhile...