BADLY DRAWN MATCH REPORT #19 MANCHESTER UNITED vs ARSENAL

His bite is worse than his bark.

With United looking for a talisman out from the shadows/hospital ward stepped...MARCOS ROJO, madder than Atom & Humber combined!

The stage was set after United, predictably, conceded the first goal against the visitors, Arsenal. (Advisory rotten pun imminent) It was time for Rojo to outgun the Gunners

First up "Mad Dog" Rojo had Bernd Leno in his sights. Rojo's free kick, a good one surprisingly, helped a struggling United level proceedings.

Buoyed by his free kick Rojo decided to play his greatest hits (literally in some cases). If there was an incident you can bet Marcos Rojo was close by.

The match ended in a 2-2 draw & Marcos Rojo's annual chaos jamboree delivered once again. When will he be back? Depends, he's bound to injure himself between now and the next game.