BADLY DRAWN MATCH REPORT #16 MANCHESTER UNITED vs CRYSTAL PALACE

In this edition of the #BADLYDRAWNMATCHREPORT Jose & Anthony Martial venture to the land of ZZZZZ in response to Manchester United's rather disappointing result against Crystal Palace.

Jose & Toto arrive in the land of ZZZZZ & immediately find themselves in a spot of bother

Jose was bemoaning his team's lack of heart...if only there was someone who could give him a quick, instant answer to solve his problems...what's this? A conveniently placed yellow brick road you say?

On their way they passed by a bunch of flying monkeys who seemingly were testing out the "infinite flying monkey" theorem

On their journey Toto & Jose made some new *ahem* friends

Until they eventually found THE WIZARD OF ZZZZZ...who just happened to have his very own secret. Call it a "plot twist", if you will

The truth of why Jose's team wasn't playing with heart was somewhat overwhelming but he took it in his stride

Indeed Jose, there's no place like home especially after dropping two points to a team in a relegation dog fight.