BADLY DRAWN MATCH REPORT #11 MANCHESTER UNITED vs JUVENTUS

Juventus were Manchester United's guests for this Champions League glamour tie and keeping up with recent tradition the home side threatened to arrive fashionably late.

Juventus' starting XI featured a former Manchester United player.

Pretty much from the opening whistle Juventus looked a class above the home side reducing United players to overpaid traffic cones.

So it was really no surprise when the visitors took the lead against their rather passive hosts. Nemanja Traffic Cone did try gamely to keep up with goal scorer Paolo Dybala.

It was pretty much a night to forget for Nemanja Traffic Cone & Romelu Traffic Cone as the concepts of controlling the ball & passing seemed beyond them.

United did have one chance of note from Juventus' former player Paul Pogba. Unfortunately, for him & the home side it hit the post then Wojciech Szczesny's head before going wide.

All things considered Juventus didn't even have to get out of third gear and thoroughly outclassed United. The Italian outfit didn't even have the decency to pretend they were Newcastle for 10 or 20 minutes.

As for Jose, his thoughts immediately turned to the next CL home tie against Young Boys. 1 point over two games...so much for home comforts.