BADLY DRAWN MATCH REPORT #10 CHELSEA vs MANCHESTER UNITED

Stamford Bridge has never been a happy hunting ground for Manchester United. It's almost as if the fates have woven a dastardly spell over the Old Trafford club when ever they visit the Blues.

On the pitch United seemed to live up to type at Stamford Bridge & Chelsea took the lead with the away side conceding ANOTHER set-piece goal. Paul Pogba took it particularly hard.

In an effort to get something out of the game United decided to switch off their "MOURINHO-BALL" setting and placed their trust in the unsmiling, part time philosopher Anthony Martial aka Captain Body Language

And Martial delivered continuing his good run of form whilst contemplating the meaning of life. Two goals at the Bridge from Attitude FC gave United the lead against Chelsea.

But deep, deep, deep, DEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP into injury time Ross Barkley equalised with the last kick of the game & United once again left Stamford Bridge without a win.

And it all got a bit heated on the touchline with Jose taking offense to Marco Ianni's incendiary behaviour.

Ordinarily, a 2-2 draw would be considered a good result but given the nature of the last second concession it felt like two points dropped. The fates have rarely been kind to United at Stamford Bridge.